Random drunken rants

Tell me why I don’t like Mondays

May 15, 2006 · 1 Comment

Ack! So, I can now officially add a sprained ancle to the list of my injuries.. And no,before you start lecturing me about how I drink too much, lemme tell you that this injury was achieved in a state of total sobriety. Apparently, if you're trying to sneak up on someone, you should make sure that they haven't seen you coming and are hiding behind the corner waiting for you to come charging towards them.

Because that's exactly what happened to me while trying to sneak up on and jump Dunkel downtown, he hid behind a wall and jumped towards me yelling "Boo!" as I came charging around the corner, causing me to squeal like a woman and jump a few feet into the air, then crash right down on top a very awkwardly facing foot, effectively spraining my ancle.. Yay! :(

Oh and guess what? The cold is back! Only this time, I brought in on myself (*cough*). So, today has not been a good day and I project it's only gonna get worse as I head of for work in a few, semi-limping on a sprained ancl, battling a cold and still recovering from a range of cuts and bruises from the assault saturday morning.

Screw you, Monday! :P

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