Another weekend update

Meh.. So tired! But the weekend was a blast! Read on for the strangest weekend update in quite a while:

Thursday

I’d been really looking forward to Thursday, my friend Tina (aka Smurfette) had decided to throw a party for a bunch of our old study buddies. Some of whom I had not had the chance to party with for a while (or at all). Christian and I had devoted this day to finding out whether sharing a bottle of wine and 16 beers between us in an evening would get us drunk. Our plan was rudely spoiled by Morten, though, who had decided to spoil us by sharing his luxury brews with us.. As a result, we did, of course, get drunk.. But whether it was through our own doing, Morten’s doing, a combination of the two or an act of God is lost in a bit of a haze.

We had fun, though, that’s all that matters. We spend quite a lot of time talking, goofing around, bitching about Johan’s hair, just generally having a good, ol’ time.. I got to introduce a few people to the lovely, Danish band Volbeat and I also got to carry Tina around for a while (yea, sorry about bumping her into the door frame.. That really wasn’t part of the plan!).. aaand, we got to end the night with a confrontation involving a drunken idiot racist, beer cup flinging and Kolding Police.. I just love it when some moron acts up and tries to pick fights with everybody.. While standing about 20 mtrs from a police cruiser.. Duh!

Friday

Nothing much to say about Friday ‘cept I chickened out.. I was considering going to a party that Penny, Justin and Tommy were throwing after I got off from work, but in the end I was too tired and worn to go. I hear it was fun, though, and that Tommy once again got drunk off his ass.

 Saturday

Saturday was another day I’d been looking forward to.. Emelie and I had decided than since we hardly ever see eachother anymore (a bit of a fabricated lie as we see eachother probably at least once a week despite her living 40 mins away by train), it was time for some sort of social activity this Saturday. We eventually settled on having dinner together and then trying to lure Dunkel and Iben into a bit of drinking.

The plan turned out better than expected as we not only had an awesome and enjoyable dinner together (with plenty of red wine to boot), but also the get-together with Dunkel and Iben turned out crazier and wilder than we expected. We’d decided to meet up at Dunkel’s and gather up whichever people we could. Emelie and I had shared a bottle and a half of wine between us by the time we arrived and quickly slammed down the rest of the bottle when we were met by six crazy people ready to party.

Luckily, we’d brought some beers also, as we were soon joined by Marianne, a friend of her’s, Ricki and Ricki’s cousin Dennis.. Things take a turn for the blurry at this point, but  a lot of beers were had and a lot of people started drawing on eachother with pens they found lying around.. As if this wasn’t bad enough, Iben and I had a score to settle, meaning we’d have to do a body shot of tequila off of eachother to compensate for our rather nasty brush with wannabe body tequilas that I mentioned in an earlier post.

You’d think things couldn’t get much crazier than that, but then you’d be wrong. I’ll say this only once: Drunks and whipped cream don’t mix! At some point, someone finds a bottle of whipped cream lying around, y’know, the push and squirt kinda stuff. Anyways, the stuff is pretty soon after used to annoy Mads who was just trying to catch some sleep at this point – by Robert who decides to try and squeeze some of it up Mads’ nose.. Lovely.. Somehow this inspires our drunken heroes to start squirting the stuff various places on eachother’s bodies, then licking it off? Umm.. Okay? Bad enough for you? No?

Well, the whole thing pretty quickly escalates into an all out war between Penny and I on one side and Iben and Emelie on the other. Somehow we manage to squirt more than a bottle of this yucky substance all over eachother with Iben and Emelie easily taking the most of the punishment with me coming in third and Penny somehow escaping most of the whipped cream.. Probably that’ll teach me not to try and hold two chicks down while trusting a drunken Penny with a bottle of whipped cream. Anyways, the girls and I end up with whipped cream in our hair and other funny places which leads to a few interesting experiences as we soon after decide to go grab something to eat..

Apparently, Emelie and I walking into a pizza joint together, rather flushed from the cold outside, super messy hair and sticky substances here and there sends the wrong kinda message.. Who’d have known? Oh well, not like it’s the first time people have had weird ideas about the two of us.. And at least the food was good!

Emelie and I eventually make it back to my place at around 5 AM and pretty much stumble straight to bed, too tired and drunk to really care about showering.. Which made for an interesting feeling when waking up the next morning, after some three hours of sleep (at least for me). Surprisingly, I was rather awake and ready for my family visit that day which is more than could be said for Emelie who seemed to think that I was the cruelest person in the world for pulling her out of bed after less than four hours of sleep.. Poor thing