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The Ghost of Michael Jackson and the Youtube generation

July 7, 2009 · 1 Comment

Wait, what? Yeah, so.. I saw this silly piece of footage on Youtube earlier today:

It’s supposedly a clip from Larry King Live on CNN showing an anormality spotted on camera at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. Umm, okay.. Yeah.. So, anyways, clips like these aren’t new on Youtube, but unlike most others, apparently this one got a fuck of a lot of attention.. And a lot of comments to boot!

Now, the obvious downside to social media and user-generated content is that everybody and their mother can offer their two cents on the issues. And apparently with this surfacing now everybody and their mother and/or dog is an expert on the paranormal.. Which wouldn’t actually be that bad, if it weren’t for the fact that there are a hell of a lot of idiots out there!

I don’t know about you, but I can think of a lot of reasons for an unidentified shadow caught on tape, not many of which are very paranormal. Heck, if that there is the ghost of the King of Pop, then the King of Pop makes several daily manifestations in my living room! Though, these usually coincide with people walking past my windows or the sun reflecting off something and casting a shadow.

Still, I spent some time looking at comments and was kinda confused by what I saw. Most people spent no time in sweeping away rational arguments with comments such as “Oh, that there is no reflection/shadow/trick of light!” with no reasoning whatsoever.. While proudly stating their reputation on it “definitively being paranormal” with such good reasoning as “because it looks like Michael Jackson” or “it just can’t possibly be a shadow” .. Really, let’s jump to conclusions, shall we? It’s a three second event on a piece of live footage that has not been examined by experts, and with no way of knowing who or what may have been in the vicinity when this was shot, info on lighting or anything.. Surely it can’t be a shadow or reflection of a person or something passing by outside.. That’s silly talk!

Now, now, I’ve had my share of “paranormal” experiences, but I call them that because they defied every logic explanation I’ve thrown at them and have usually been experienced or confirmed by others, not because “They’re paranormal.. Coz yeah!” – When did we become so inclined to believe that we’ll not even try to listen to reasoning before making up our minds?

But wait, that’s not all.. No, there’s more! See, the paranormal explanation isn’t the only one.. No-no, the conspiracy theorists are at it, too.. And what they want us to believe is that the footage has been doctored! “Since there is no natural explanation,” they conclude, “the film must have been tampered with!” Again, I fail to see how they rule out a natural explanation, but let’s leave it at that, turn the board on them and go “Why?” – So far the most entertaining answer I’ve heard to this question has been that of: “CNN did it to boost ratings!” .. Again.. Wait? What? First off, I hardly think Larry King Live needs better ratings, certainly not on a day where the topic at hand is the death of Michael Jackson.. Secondly: Wait? What? CNN, the biggest news network in the world, choses to boost their ratings and increase their number of views by airing bogus footage of a ghostly encounter at Neverland? With no further mention of the incident what-so-ever? Guys, sorry, but I don’t think you’ll be seeing CNN airing a “Ghosts are real, and you saw it first on Larry King Live!” story any time soon.. It’s all about a few small things called “keeping it serious” and “credibility in the media world.”

Incidentally this revolutionary theory were set forth by a couple of Danes in a comment threat where they, not five minutes earlier had entertained themselves with comments about Americans being stupid and gullible.. Kinda ironic, isn’t it?

Either way, since we’re apparently at a place now where we don’t need to provide reasoning or backing for our arguments and opinions, I’ll pass my judgement on the footage now: “There is most certainly a natural explanation for this footage because, yeah!”

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Renaldo Lapuz – We’re Brothers Forever!

March 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Another case of the old news, but this MUST be the funniest American Idol audition ever..

Yes, I’ll fess up, I do love to watch me some American Idol every now and then.. But only the first couple of episodes.. Owing to the fact of 99% of the talent being utterly untalented but entertaining as all fuck.. So I’ll share this little gem with you “for free of charge.”

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Jim Breuer vs Billy Mira – Duelling Ozzy!

February 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

“This isn’t a f’ing joke, man, I’m the Prince of F’ing Darkness!”

WTF? Too many Ozzies, one rendition of Crazy Train.. And what sounds like a bit Brian Johnson thrown in for good measure.. It’s all very strange.. I laughed pretty hard, though!

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25 completely random facts about me

January 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Gaz started this on Facebook, I figured I’d play along since, well, I finished my last exam (with good results, thank you very much) and don’t know what to do with my time now.. Obviously, since this is not Facebook, I’m not tagging anyone.. I’m just doing it for the hell of it.. And, btw, if you know all of these (or even close) you know me too well..

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to “NOTES” under tabs on your “PROFILE” page (you may have to add the tab by clicking on the + sign), click on “Compose New Message” and paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

1) I am (on my father’s side) a second generation result of the marriage between two of the wealthiest families in my home town, still I don’t have a dime to my name. 

2) I’ve talked more with my mother in the past month and a half than I have in the three odd years preceding those.

3) I wholeheartedly believe “Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen to be the most beautiful song ever written. My favorite version is the 1984 original studio, and no, I don’t think Buckley did a better job. 

4) I own a Greyhound ticket to Vegas signed by Michael Jackson, the King of Pop.

5) I once kicked Ben Affleck in the shin. 

6) I have been dragged backstage by a girl at a rock show! \m/

7) The few fobia that I do suffer from include fear of needles and of dentists.  

8) I’ve had several paranormal experiences in my life, it has made me curious and somewhat of a skeptical believer.

9) I’m a pretty good cook. I’ve received praise from trained chefs and been encouraged to become a chef myself, yet my main joy from cooking comes from offering my friends a healthy and hearty, home-cooked meal. 

10) I’m generally (and morbidly) fascinated with the darker aspects of the human mind. People like Josef Mengele, John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy fascinate me, even if I’m appalled by  their actions.

11) I have a very strong interest in quality spirits and wine. I own 20+ bottles of sprits and keep a steady stock of quality wine. I consider them collector’s items. Some are included amongst the priciest objects I own, others are priceless. 

12) When we were burglarized a few weeks ago, my first thought was “Oh fuck! I hope they didn’t take my AC/DC ticket!” 

13) I don’t eat deep fried food, partly because I think it’s disgusting, partly because it makes me sick. 

14) I also generally don’t eat cakes, ice cream, desserts. I will eat chocolate but usually only as an ingredient in savory dishes. When I do touch such things, people look at me strangely. 

15) I have a pretty, bright pink flower clad toy horse living in my hallway. A garden gnome used to live there, too, but he got smashed during an Xmas party.. No one but me really miss him. 

16) I seriously am planning to watch both “Pretty Woman” and “The Sound of Music” sometime in the near future. This has to do with them being included on a “must see movies” list rather than my sexuality. 

17) Speaking of sexuality; wherever I go,  people often seem to think I’m gay. This was particularly bad in the states.

18) I started growing my hair out two and a half years ago as part bet, part rebellion. Now I can hardly imagine myself with short hair, neither can several people I’ve gotten to know over the past few years.

19) When I (hopefully) earn my Master’s degree this summer, I’ll have spent 20 of my 28 years on this planet going to school.

20) Two yeas ago, I turned down a headhunting offer from the LEGO company on account of wanting to finish my Master’s. Thought I don’t generally believe in regrets, it still bothers me to this day. 

21) I have a serious addiction to Capsaicin, the active irritant in chili peppers, I grow three varieties myself, and keep a stock of three dried varieties as well + hot sauces.. And I’m looking to buy more plants come spring. 

22) I’m having a hard time buying onto the Obamania. I fear whatever he does, he’s gonna fail to live up to the expectations held by people around the world.. I wish him luck, though. 

23) I own a plot of land on the Scottish island of Islay. 

24) My absolute favorite act in the world is Swedish progressive death metal band, Opeth. I like music that requires effort to listen to and theirs is just breath-taking. 

25) This damn thing took me a hell of a lot longer to complete than I’d ever expected.

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Jim Breuer as Brian Johnson of AC/DC – Doing The Hokey Pokey

January 10, 2009 · 6 Comments

I’ll venture the statement that whether or not you’re a fan of AC/DC, this is ridiculously funny! Breuer’s imitation is spot on!

And it’s funny coz he’s right, y’know?

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Ed’s furry fucking guide to metal!

November 27, 2008 · 1 Comment

For those of you who are having a hard time understanding the lovely genre and culture that is metal, here’s Fur TV’s Fad Ed with a crash course in metal

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I must be emo..

October 25, 2008 · 2 Comments

Since when did emos become all the rage in good, ol’ Denmark? Yesh!

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Why grindcore never made sense

September 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Napalm Death playing what is apparently a classic of theirs..

You Suffer.. Now with lyrics..

Seriously.. I get extreme metal and all.. But this is retarded..

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Eddie Izzard + LEGOs = ROT-FUCKING-FL

June 25, 2008 · 2 Comments

There really is no explanation for this.. It’s funny as fuck all, though!

Cake Or Death:

Death Star Canteen:

The moon landings:

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An engineer’s guide to cats

April 30, 2008 · 1 Comment

I promised to share this with Tina, so I might as well share it with the world.. Cats are such awesome creatures, as are engineers! Enjoy this wonderful, geeky introduction to cat ownership:

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