I used to take a lot of flak for drinking too much and at too weird hours.. Geeze, you take one drink before noon and suddenly you’re an alcoholic? Anyways, I just discovered a brilliant way of
breaking bending the rules to work in your favor. Like right now I really wanna go and have a few beers with the guys.. But there’s one problem.. Apparently in some cultures it’s considered inappropriate to drink before dinner?
How to solve this dilemma in one easy step? Simple.. Bend the rules to work in your favor! See, people only tell you you can’t drink before dinner.. Noone ever told you that you can’t have dinner at 4 PM… Catch my drift? If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to cook dinner now! 😉