First off, you guys are pretty fucking awesome.. Like, really!
Secondly, this really hot blonde said she’d go with me to your show if you ever came to Denmark.. So, like.. Please.. I’ve attached a few pictures for your convenience..
Really.. Help a brother out, eh? We promise to be in the front row and all! For what it’s worth, I’ll even buy a round at the bar?
PS: If you do come, please play this song.. And feel free to bring strippers at your leisure.
Really, that’s all I ask!